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Giant Ant provides an essential vitamin that isn't found in any other food group. Tragically, few people get their USRDA of Giant Ant. It's a little known fact that when they re-vamped the Food Pyramid, they were going to add an entire slice just for Giant Ant based foods. Sadly, lobbyists managed to eliminate this revision while it was being debated in committee. As a result, Giant Ant supplements are forced to use the innocuous code name "Yellow #6". Look for it in the ingredient list of common foods you already enjoy, and rest secure in the knowledge that you're eating healthy, because you're eating Giant Ant.

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