Booniverse

On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to m-
Hey, who’s this true love person, when exactly did they give me a bird in a tree and what am I supposed to do with it?
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One ring to find them all and in the darkness bind them!
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Nothing fancy, just continuing on with the theme. Merry Christmas all!
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The trouble with a kitten’s that
eventually it becomes a cat.
-Ogden Nash
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In which Rod Serling helps with our Christmas shopping and TheMan makes my day being a funny butt. Oh, and crows and cows from Peru.
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Christmas comes early to booniverse and everyone is happy (and stuffed with good food)
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Hrrrmph. Well, it did snow I guess; the bug was dusted with a little bit of white powder which means, in the strict definition of the word, it snowed last night.
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Away in a manger…
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Once I ordered an oyster stew
alone, tee hee, alone.
One little oyster came in to view
alone, tee hee alone.

He winked at me and he smiled at me
“I’ve been in many a stew”, said he.
“But don’t tell the cook that you saw me
alone, tee hee, alone!”
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O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, wie gruen ist diner blaeter.
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Cookies and the Origins of Playing Santa.
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Mmmmmm…cookies!
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Christmas Traditions.
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I have a bruise bigger than George Washington’s HEAD!
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