Archive for December, 2002

The Twelve Days Revisited

Sunday, December 29th, 2002

On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to m-
Hey, who’s this true love person, when exactly did they give me a bird in a tree and what am I supposed to do with it?

North of North!

Saturday, December 28th, 2002

One ring to find them all and in the darkness bind them!

And an Entry on Christmas Day

Wednesday, December 25th, 2002

Nothing fancy, just continuing on with the theme. Merry Christmas all!

Two Tootled Flutes

Tuesday, December 24th, 2002


Three Weird Cats

Monday, December 23rd, 2002

The trouble with a kitten’s that
eventually it becomes a cat.

-Ogden Nash

Four Calling Cops

Sunday, December 22nd, 2002

In which Rod Serling helps with our Christmas shopping and TheMan makes my day being a funny butt. Oh, and crows and cows from Peru.

Five Danish Rings

Saturday, December 21st, 2002

Christmas comes early to booniverse and everyone is happy (and stuffed with good food)

Six Flakes a-Falling

Friday, December 20th, 2002

Hrrrmph. Well, it did snow I guess; the bug was dusted with a little bit of white powder which means, in the strict definition of the word, it snowed last night.

Seven Hummel Figures

Thursday, December 19th, 2002


Away in a manger…

Eight Oysters Stewing

Wednesday, December 18th, 2002

Once I ordered an oyster stew
alone, tee hee, alone.
One little oyster came in to view
alone, tee hee alone.

He winked at me and he smiled at me
“I’ve been in many a stew”, said he.
“But don’t tell the cook that you saw me
alone, tee hee, alone!”


Nine Trees a-Melting

Tuesday, December 17th, 2002

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, wie gruen ist diner blaeter.

Ten Presents Packaged

Monday, December 16th, 2002

Cookies and the Origins of Playing Santa.

Eleven Bakers Baking

Friday, December 13th, 2002


The Twelve Days of Christmas?

Thursday, December 12th, 2002

Christmas Traditions.

Fall Down Go Boom.

Wednesday, December 11th, 2002


I have a bruise bigger than George Washington’s HEAD!