Archive for March 19th, 2007

I’m No Longer Amused By Snow

Monday, March 19th, 2007

Dear Weather,

You have had all winter to snow to your heart’s content, an opportunity you failed to capitalize on for reasons known only to you. Now I see that you are trying to make up for lost snow time in the middle of March and this is not acceptable. If I were writing this in December or January or even February you might have cause for rebuttal since snow is supposed to happen during the winter months and I’d be crazy to complain when it did. However, we are fast approaching spring and you trying to meet your snow quota now is jeopardizing my blooming plants and pissing me off. If I do not see an immediate halt to this inappropriate behavior, there will be repercussions.