Archive for January 10th, 2008

Swish, Gargle, Swallow or Spit

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

Hey, do you know what Maalox does other than sooth a burning throat? I looked it up and lo! It’s also an anti-diarrhea medicine. An anti-diarrhea medicine I’ve been gargling and swallowing two teaspoons of every four hours for the past two days now. This explains some things. I think from here on out I’m going to be a spitter rather than a swallower (hee) because swallowing is causing hereto unanticipated secondary effects.