Archive for May 24th, 2010

You Ought to Sit Down for this one…

Monday, May 24th, 2010

I am wearing pants from a pile of pants of a dubious nature. I think they were destined for the closet for storage but for what reason is now lost in time. Are they a pile of “These pants are too tight but might be wearable if I’d stop eating entirely” pants or are they “Something is wrong with these pants such that they are no longer acceptable for work but I can still wear them for grunge pants” pants? These particular ones fit rather nicely and I don’t think they have any holes…at least not in the usual places. I am perplexed.