Booniverse

Braaaaaaaaaains. You can’t see it but that little punkin is missing the back of his head because the zombie punkin ATE HIS BRAIN!!!

Happy Halloween all! We’re all set at the Q house for a night of spooky fun. We’ve got cheeses, wine, Ghost Hunters on the TV and a bowl full of toys for Trick-or-Treaters. Sadly, it started raining and we haven’t had any urchins for about an hour so we’re calling it at 37. On the plus side, the kids were really digging the toys. YAY!

In case you were interested (and so I can find it again) the totals now stand at:

2001 = 50
2002 = 55
2003 = 33
2004 = 54
2005 = 55
2006 = 26
2007 = 37

If we have and stragglers I’ll edit the numbers but I think we’re done for the night.

Dr. Punkinstein is highly dissapointed at the low turn out. He was really hoping for more test subjects lovely little urchins to greet.

Punkinstein’s monster says “Rrrrrruhhhhhhhhhh”. For those of you wondering, the back of the little white punkin’s skull has been grafted onto the side of FrankenPumpkin’s head. TheMan spent quite a bit of time sewing the parts together for a totally awesome pumpkin this year. I am so jealous. He wins big time.

“Who? What? IS THAT A GAGGLE OF LITTLE URCHINS WANDERING AROUND DRESSED ALL CRAZY?? Man, humans are weird.”

Last year at the booniverse: Just as I was rounding the rocking chair hung with rejected strings of lights, the door opened and little costumed tykes started burbling into the house! Ahhhhh-HEY! What – NO TRICK OR TREATERS IN MY HOUSE! Get out you! And you too! Out!

Last last year at the booniverse: We did not get our pumpkins carved, which means tonight will be another episode of the seven second Jack-o-lantern.

The year before at the booniverse: Just a bit of seasonal joy.

The year before that at the booniverse: It suddenly was 10:00 and WE HADN’T YET CARVED PUMPKINS!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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