The Friday Five (11/7)

Food, Stupidity and Ass Crack. It doesn’t get much more fun than that.

1. What food do you like that most people hate?

Hmmm, well I know I have run into a lot of people who utterly loathe coconut, which I find very weird. I love the stuff. Mmmm, Almond Joy, macaroons, coconut shrimp…it’s all good. I’m not sure that counts as a food that most people hate but hey, more Mounds for me!

2. What food do you hate that most people love?

I’m not fond of raw strawberries. I don’t hate them, I just find them very sour without some sugary help. Offer me a raw banana and I am so there, offer me big, red, juicy strawberries and I’m pretty much no thanks. I’ll eat strawberry pie and jam and muffins though, just not so fond of the basic fruit experience.

3. What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you?

I don’t get the whole fascination with Kenau Reeves. First of all, the man is a moron. Bill and Ted was the highlight of his career and he played that to a tee. Second of all, he looks like every other Hollywood heart throb want to be with his trendy hair and pretty boy face and when ten thousand of you pretty much all look alike, you need SOMETHING different to set you apart. He has no real personality and he is dumber than a box of rocks. Thirdly, he’s an idiot. Did I mention that?

4. What famous person, whom many people may find unappealing, do you find attractive?

Hmmmm. Can’t really say on that. I like Johnny Depp but a lot of people like Johnny Depp so…

5. What popular trend baffles you?

The whole pants hanging around the ass thing. What is up with that? I saw this chick yesterday with low (low) riding pants who dropped something or other. She did the whole demure knee bend to pick it up but her hip hugger pants went right south and she flashed the world about four inches of butt crack. Is that sexy? I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing at her because I am sure her intensions were not to give the world at large a happy healthy vertical smile.

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