Booniverse

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? I don’t have any Facebook friends. Then again, I don’t have a Facebook account either so there is that…
Been arrested? Nope.
Kissed someone you didn’t like? Oh probably…you know kissy extended family or sig other’s family (former sig other’s fam was a kissy, kissy lot).
Slept in until 5 PM? Absolutely! Then again I went to bed at 6 or 7 in the morning that summer so there is some perspective.
Fallen asleep at work/school? Nope.
Held a snake? Hells yes, snakes are coooool!
Ran a red light? It was very, very amber people!
Been suspended from school? Errr…no but I was kicked outta Social Studies class for being a disruptive wiseass. It was very much worth it.
Experienced love at first sight? Lust more like it and it was for the hair, not the guy.
Totaled your car in an accident? Technically yes but the darned thing was still drivable. Rangers are tough little beasts.
Been fired from a job? Not exactly, it was more of a mutual understanding that I wasn’t going to work there anymore. Place was a walking ambulance ride, yo! Oh wait, there was the Big Boy’s incident but I wound up switching shifts so I wasn’t technically fired as much as I wasn’t scheduled ever again for the night shift.
Fired somebody? Nope.
Sang karaoke? I was going to answer no but then I remember the Dojo party and the Kung-Fu fighting back up singers I was a part of so in the sense of the question yes but in spirit no.
Pointed a gun at someone? Nope, but I have fired several guns and rifles. On the whole I prefer shooting rifles.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Duhhhh…like hasn’t anyone who has been 14 and in “Looooooooove” not? Oh come on. It’s human nature.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Probably, but not memorably.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? And it wasn’t even attached to a snowball either. Snowflake catching is vastly overrated BTW.
Kissed in the rain? Just today in fact as I was heading off to go to work. TheMan and I usually have a quick kiss before going our separate ways and today it was raining.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? Depends on how you mean. I’ve done some stupid things that could have very quickly resulted in my death (mucking about at the top of the Power Center without a harness and cracking my head something fierce on the rails while hanging over a 40 foot drop leaps boldly to mind…I’m very lucky my butt also serves as an excellent counterweight), but I’ve never had a classic near brush with death.
Seen someone die? I don’t think so.
Sang in the shower? Oh yeah.
Smoked a cigarette? Nope.
Sat on a rooftop? Here and there, mostly more when I was younger and stupider.
Taken pictures of yourself naked? Actually, no. I know too well that if I ever did, somehow they would wind up in the general public somewhere. My life is sort of like that.
Smuggled something into another country? I’ve accidentally smuggled things in before (I used to have a less than legal knife in my backpack which I never used (one handed operating deelie for Lion Dance stuff) and subsequently forgot I even had it but used the backpack fairly extensively. I have since relocated the knife and I have no idea where it is now).
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Does a lake count? Cuz I’ve totally done that.
Broken a bone? Arm babE!
Sleepwalked? Don’t think so.
Walked a moonlit beach? Errrmmmm…not that I remember as such but I’ve been to a lot of beaches and I’m a night owl.
Rode a motorcycle? A couple times.
Dumped someone? Sadly, yes. Did a botch up job of it too. Poor fella.
Forgotten your anniversary? Nope!
Lied to avoid a ticket? Not telling the whole truth isn’t exactly lying is it?
Ridden on a helicopter? No but I’d like to.
Shaved your head? No but I would given the right motivation.
Blacked out from drinking? Nope, I’m not that kind of drinker.
Played a prank on someone? Really, who answers no to this question?
Hit a home run? Maybe, I’ve played my fair share of softball and I’m a decent hit.
Felt like killing someone? Maiming yes, killing no. Ruining financially? All the time.
Cross-dressed? Doing it right now. Well, save the underwear, that’s still pretty girly-girly cuz I’m a girly-girly you know.
Been falling-down drunk? No, just righteously silly, dizzy tipsy.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yeah.
Eaten snake? Have I? If not, I should try some.
Marched/Protested? Nope.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? Mmmmmaybe…although – totally theoretically of course – they really don’t make good pets.
Puked on amusement ride? Nope, but I had quite a bit of a sit down after the Demon Drop. I do not like the up and down so much.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? Beef, 14 years and mooing.
Been in a band? Errr…I was in concert band and marching band in high school but I don’t think that’s where the question really wants to go.
Knitted? Knitting is the magic of two sticks pokey pokey and POOF a sweater appears.
Been on TV? Backgroundy like probably but not ON! TV!
Shot a gun? Yup.
Skinny-dipped? Yup. Watch out for the little fishes, they nibbles.
Gave someone stitches? As in “You are cut, let me stitch you up” or as in “I’ve hit you so hard you is all busted open like”? No on the first one, probably not on the second one.
Had stitches yourself (not from surgery)? Pfft. Lost count of how many times and how many places. Mostly, I was a clumsy wee one.
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? Umm…yeah. I think. All the hot peppers sort of meld together and I’ve had a whole of quite a few of them.
Ridden a surfboard? Boogie board yes, surf board no.
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? I lived alone for a while and why waste a clean glass on the last bit of sake?
Had surgery? Nope.
Streaked? Also nope.
Taken by ambulance to hospital? Again no.
Tripped on mushrooms? Nope.
Passed out when not drinking? I was gonna say no but then I remembered the Vet clinic thing and the dog eye opperation. *shudder*
Peed on a bush? Meh, probably.
Donated Blood? Yeah, but it’s been a while.
Grabbed electric fence? Always wanted to see how bad the shock was, never got the nerve/was stupid enough to actually find out.
Eaten alligator meat? Yup. Tastes like chicken.
Eaten cheesecake? Yup. Does not taste like chicken.
Eaten your kids’ Halloween candy? I don’t have kids but…ummm…I might have eaten other people’s kids candy. What?
Killed an animal when not hunting? People do this all the time. Mosquito? Hells yes and last I looked they were classed in the Animal kingdom.
Peed your pants in public? Not that I’d fess up to.
Snuck into a movie without paying? I was a film major, a prof wanted me to see a first run movie 5 or 6 times. Nuff said.
Written graffiti? Maybe? Oh yeah, the bus incident of third grade. So then yes.
Still love someone you shouldn’t? Not that I’m aware of; all the people I love are on the “acceptable” list.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yup, I’ve got the right side as you look at the bed but it’s not a sure fire thing from bed to bed.

2008: Did I update this year? No.

2007: We got the grand tour of the almost fully armed and mostly operational battle hangar.

2006: JSFR: Konpeito

2005: How about now? Nope.

2004: At least it finally looks like I’m 41 pages from end of the book, which is a miracle since it seemed like I was perpetually almost halfway through.

2003: Next week I’m not only off to Origins in sunny Ohio for the fun and the Smithee Awards and Bucca de Beppa, if the Smith-ka-teers are willing to eat there again, but I’m also going Out Of Town and Wont Be At Work. Very important.

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