{"id":1273,"date":"2002-12-06T11:21:05","date_gmt":"2002-12-06T16:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=18"},"modified":"2002-12-06T11:21:05","modified_gmt":"2002-12-06T16:21:05","slug":"liquid-speech-impediment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1273","title":{"rendered":"Liquid Speech Impediment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got this list from a site I like called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ilovebacon.com\/\">www.ilovebacon.com<\/a>&#8230;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nTHINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU&#8217;RE DRUNK:<br \/>\nIndubitably<br \/>\nInnovative<br \/>\nPreliminary<br \/>\nProliferation<br \/>\nCinnamon<\/p>\n<p>THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU&#8217;RE DRUNK:<br \/>\nSpecificity<br \/>\nBritish Constitution<br \/>\nPassive-aggressive disorder<br \/>\nLoquacious Transubstantiate<\/p>\n<p>THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU&#8217;RE DRUNK:<br \/>\nThanks, but I don&#8217;t want to have sex<br \/>\nNope, no more booze for me<br \/>\nSorry, but you&#8217;re not really my type<br \/>\nGood evening officer, isn&#8217;t it lovely out tonight<br \/>\nOh, I just couldn&#8217;t. No one wants to hear me sing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got this list from a site I like called www.ilovebacon.com&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}