{"id":1356,"date":"2003-03-04T09:48:49","date_gmt":"2003-03-04T14:48:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=101"},"modified":"2003-03-04T09:48:49","modified_gmt":"2003-03-04T14:48:49","slug":"deep-hurting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1356","title":{"rendered":"Deep hurting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got an amazing full-body ache going on.  I was rather ill on Sunday, to the point where I was carrying around a tupperware container that I&#8217;d nicknamed &#8220;Mister Bucket&#8221; just in case I couldn&#8217;t make it to the bathroom before another bout of vomiting hit.  In some of my less rational moments, I francofied his name to &#8220;M&#8217;ssr Bouquet.&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThere were a couple of times on Sunday when I thought I&#8217;d see my own feet coming out of my mouth.  I did some damage to my voice too.  I feel like I&#8217;m shouting when I talk at normal levels, and I&#8217;ve got this hoarse, heavy smoker quality rasp.  Apparently, when I&#8217;m  in the process of being ill, I make a rather disturbing roaring sound.  My Fiancee described it as a demon summoning noise&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I was in the full swing of the illness on Sunday and I took yesterday off work to recover.  I was at the stage of illness that my Fiancee likes: ill enough to not be able to try to do things for myself.  When I&#8217;m just a little sick I&#8217;m a pain, because I steadfastly refuse to be coddled.<\/p>\n<p>My Fiancee may be coming down with the ick too&#8230;  She was feeling ill yesterday and she&#8217;s taking today off as well.  I&#8217;m back at work today, but a bit boggled.  My eyes aren&#8217;t focussing at 100% accuracy, and I&#8217;m a little lightheaded, but that could be lack of food.  I haven&#8217;t eaten much since I had some RITZ crackers revisit me on Sunday afternoon.  I may try some tea and saltines a little later.  I was able to keep some nice bland rice noodles and broiled chicken breast down last night, so it&#8217;s worth a go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got an amazing full-body ache going on. I was rather ill on Sunday, to the point where I was carrying around a tupperware container that I&#8217;d nicknamed &#8220;Mister Bucket&#8221; just in case I couldn&#8217;t make it to the bathroom &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1356\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}