Standard disclaimer.
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\nAll rights reserved.
\nAllow four to six weeks for delivery.
\nAn equal opportunity article.
\nAny resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental.
\nApply only to affected area.
\nArticle is provided “as is” without any warranties.
\nAt participating locations only.
\nAvoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes.
\nAvoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place.
\nBatteries not included.
\nBe sure each item is properly endorsed.
\nBreaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
\nCaveat emptor.
\nColors may, in time, fade.
\nContains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
\nContents may settle during shipment.
\nContestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
\nDisclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB’s, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.).
\nDo not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle.
\nDo not disturb.
\nDo not open back panel; no user serviceable parts inside.
\nDo not place near a flammable or magnetic source.
\nDo not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
\nDo not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law.
\nDo not stamp.
\nDo not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
\nDo not write below this line.
\nDriver does not carry cash.
\nEdited for television.
\nEmployees and their families are not eligible.
\nFor external use only.
\nFreshest if eaten before date on carton.
\nHand wash only, tumble dry on low heat.
\nIf any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them yourself, but return to an authorized service center.
\nIf condition persists, consult your physician.
\nIf ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician.
\nIf rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue reading.
\nIllustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail.
\nInstructions are included.
\nKeep away from fire or flame.
\nKeep away from pets and small children.
\nKeep away from sunlight.
\nKeep cool; process promptly.
\nLimit one-per-family please.
\nList at least two alternate dates.
\nList each check separately by bank number.
\nLost ticket pays maximum rate.
\nMany suitcases look alike.
\nMay be too intense for some viewers.
\nNo Canadian coins.
\nNo alcohol, dogs, or horses.
\nNo anchovies unless otherwise specified.
\nNo other warranty expressed or implied.
\nNo passes accepted for this engagement.
\nNo postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
\nNo preservatives added.
\nNo purchase necessary.
\nNo salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added.
\nNo substitutions allowed.
\nNo transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
\nNo user-serviceable parts inside.
\nNot liable for damages arising from use or misuse.
\nNot recommended for children under twelve.
\nNot responsible for direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error, or failure to perform.
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\nOther restrictions may apply.
\nPackage sold by weight, not volume.
\nPenalty for private use.
\nPencils, additional paper, and batteries not included.
\nPlace stamp here.
\nPossible penalties for early withdrawal.
\nPost office will not deliver without postage.
\nPrerecorded for this time zone.
\nPrice does not include taxes.
\nQuantities are limited while supplies last.
\nRead at your own risk.
\nReader assumes full responsibility.
\nRecord additional transactions on back of previous stub.
\nReplace with same type.
\nRestaurant package, not for resale.
\nReturn to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
\nSafety goggles may be required during use.
\nSealed for your protection, do not read if safety seal is broken.
\nSee other side for additional listings.
\nShading within a garment may occur.
\nSimulated picture.
\nSome assembly required.
\nSubject to change without notice.
\nTerms are subject to change without notice.
\nThis article is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted.
\nThis product is meant for educational purposes only.
\nTimes approximate.
\nUse no hooks.
\nUse only as directed.
\nUse only in well-ventilated area.
\nVoid where prohibited.
\nYou may or may not have additional rights which may vary from state to state.
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