{"id":1397,"date":"2003-04-04T13:04:45","date_gmt":"2003-04-04T18:04:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=142"},"modified":"2003-04-04T13:04:45","modified_gmt":"2003-04-04T18:04:45","slug":"we-are-evil-eeevil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1397","title":{"rendered":"We are evil!  Eeevil!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re sending an Easter basket off to my Fiancee&#8217;s grandmother!<\/p>\n<p>Ok, so maybe it&#8217;s not all THAT evil.  But we&#8217;re at least a little bit wicked.  You see, there are four different types of candy in there, and they&#8217;re all the same shape and the same pastel colors.  Her eyesight isn&#8217;t the best in the world, so it&#8217;ll take a bit of guesswork for her to figure out which ones are the chocolates and which are the peanut butter eggs.<\/p>\n<p>Bwah ha ha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re sending an Easter basket off to my Fiancee&#8217;s grandmother! Ok, so maybe it&#8217;s not all THAT evil. But we&#8217;re at least a little bit wicked. You see, there are four different types of candy in there, and they&#8217;re all &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1397\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}