{"id":1403,"date":"2003-04-10T15:09:06","date_gmt":"2003-04-10T20:09:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=148"},"modified":"2003-04-10T15:09:06","modified_gmt":"2003-04-10T20:09:06","slug":"where-theres-smoke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1403","title":{"rendered":"Where there&#8217;s smoke&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Your attention please!  A &#8216;Controlled Burn&#8217; is being conducted in the Nichols Arboretum.  Repeating, a &#8216;Controlled Burn&#8217; is being conducted in the Arboretum.  Thank you.&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nSmelling smoke at work is generally not a good thing.  Especially someplace where they have large cannisters of oxygen.  It&#8217;s nice that they decided to explain that the reason we&#8217;re smelling smoke is that they&#8217;re burning down part of the forest next door.<\/p>\n<p>In a very safe way, of course.<\/p>\n<p>Somehow, I can still picture the patients here who are on a smoking cessation program all gathered around one of the HVAC vents all saying &#8220;Oh YEAH, baby!&#8221; and sniffing away.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s something cool about a forestry job.  I can&#8217;t think of anything else where every so often you just burn down all of the clutter that&#8217;s in your way.  Can you imagine applying that to computer networking?  One day you decide that you&#8217;ve got too many old 10-base-T lines snaking around, so you get out your Zippo and make an announcement&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your attention please!  A &#8216;Controlled Burn&#8217; is being conducted in the Server Closet.  Repeating, a &#8216;Controlled Burn&#8217; is being conducted in the Server Closet.  Thank you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Actually, now that I think about it, there are other companies that have tried similar methods of clearing clutter&#8230;  Arthur Anderson&#8217;s experiments in industrial confetti production for example.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Your attention please! A &#8216;Controlled Burn&#8217; is being conducted in the Nichols Arboretum. Repeating, a &#8216;Controlled Burn&#8217; is being conducted in the Arboretum. Thank you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}