{"id":1518,"date":"2003-08-13T09:24:02","date_gmt":"2003-08-13T14:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=263"},"modified":"2003-08-13T09:24:02","modified_gmt":"2003-08-13T14:24:02","slug":"the-bloom-of-lateness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1518","title":{"rendered":"The bloom of lateness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"RedStar.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/archives\/images\/RedStar.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nI&#8217;m blaming these flowers for us being late to work today, even though it&#8217;s actually my fault.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m blaming these flowers for us being late to work today, even though it&#8217;s actually my fault.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-1518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-art"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}