{"id":1523,"date":"2003-08-21T08:19:24","date_gmt":"2003-08-21T13:19:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=268"},"modified":"2003-08-21T08:19:24","modified_gmt":"2003-08-21T13:19:24","slug":"monster-illness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1523","title":{"rendered":"Monster Illness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I was out sick yesterday&#8230;  I&#8217;m pretty sure I can&#8217;t blame the movies that we watched Tuesday night, but it is tempting.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThe first one was a Gary Daniels vehicle named &#8220;Fatal Blade.&#8221;  Now, having seen &#8220;Black Friday&#8221; we had high hopes for a similar stinker&#8230;  In that respect we were kinda disappointed, since the movie was pretty decent.  The initial pacing was glacial, and by the end all of the plot strings were tangled into a hideous morass, but the action scenes were quite good and it actually had pretty decent production values.  It does have some great clips though, including a pause in the middle of the climactic fight when the Yakuza assassin asks Gary Daniel&#8217;s L.A. Cop &#8220;What the hell are you doing here?&#8221; in Japanese and he replies, &#8220;I have no idea what you just said.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The second movie was the killer&#8230; It was a &#8220;Mothra&#8221; rip-off called &#8220;Gappa: The Triphibian Montsers!&#8221;  The plot was absolutely faithful to the standard formula: Scientists employed by greedy rich man steal infant monster from primitive island and release it after the parents stomp all over Japan.  And it was bad&#8230;  I won&#8217;t get into the details here, but the company that did this film tried to ride the coattails of Toho studios and failed utterly.  They just didn&#8217;t have the same&#8230; I dunno, &#8216;magic.&#8217;  Plus their rubber-suit technology was years behind their competition.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I was out sick yesterday&#8230; I&#8217;m pretty sure I can&#8217;t blame the movies that we watched Tuesday night, but it is tempting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}