{"id":1555,"date":"2003-09-23T09:37:07","date_gmt":"2003-09-23T14:37:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=300"},"modified":"2003-09-23T09:37:07","modified_gmt":"2003-09-23T14:37:07","slug":"im-sick-of-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1555","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m sick of water&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Had a horrifying tuxedo experience on Sunday.  My dad was in town so we hit the tux shoppe to get our measurements taken for the wedding outfits.  It&#8217;s kind of odd how old it made me feel.  It was sobering for me to realize that not only am I now taller than my dad, I&#8217;ve got broader shoulders and chest.  And a phenomenally larger waist.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nFortunately, the waist measurement has to be some kind of mistake&#8230;  Fortunate apart from the fact that I&#8217;m going to have to go back and get re-measured.  I mean, what she wrote down was a good eight inches larger than the pants I was wearing at the time, and it wasn&#8217;t because they&#8217;ve stretched.  We went clothes shopping last night and I got some comfortably loose pants that are my usual size&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Not that I&#8217;m particularly happy with that size.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, we&#8217;ve stepped up the diet and exercise regime.  We went through the exercise book that came with the Bowflex and started following the guidelines there, including the instructions on superhydration&#8230;  That means drinking at least a gallon of cold water every day.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a LOT of water.  I brought a 64 oz. water bottle in to work yesterday and started working on it in slow increments through the day.  By noon I felt like a human water balloon&#8230;  I&#8217;m going to try pacing myself a bit differently today, drinking 8 oz. every hour.  Hopefully I won&#8217;t have the same kind of floating bloat feeling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had a horrifying tuxedo experience on Sunday. My dad was in town so we hit the tux shoppe to get our measurements taken for the wedding outfits. It&#8217;s kind of odd how old it made me feel. It was sobering &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1555\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}