{"id":1582,"date":"2003-10-20T09:01:17","date_gmt":"2003-10-20T14:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=327"},"modified":"2003-10-20T09:01:17","modified_gmt":"2003-10-20T14:01:17","slug":"well-at-least-their-teeth-dont-flash-on-and-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1582","title":{"rendered":"Well, at least their TEETH don&#8217;t flash on and off&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just a bizarre aside before I start posting some of the pics I took over the weekend&#8230; My Fiancee and I watched a bit of Stargate SG-1 last night at my sis&#8217;s place while working on some origami gift boxes for the wedding reception.  And this morning I&#8217;m working on a scanned picture of a special guest lecturer.<\/p>\n<p>Trust me, there&#8217;s a connection.<\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;see, one of the things you&#8217;ve pretty much got to do to most photos is to whiten the teeth and the eyes a bit.  It just looks better.  The thing is, if you overdo it on the eyes, you get a photo that looks like someone who has just been possessed by a Goa&#8217;uld.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a bizarre aside before I start posting some of the pics I took over the weekend&#8230; My Fiancee and I watched a bit of Stargate SG-1 last night at my sis&#8217;s place while working on some origami gift boxes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1582\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}