{"id":1590,"date":"2003-10-27T11:29:28","date_gmt":"2003-10-27T16:29:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=335"},"modified":"2003-10-27T11:29:28","modified_gmt":"2003-10-27T16:29:28","slug":"bored-kid-bags","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1590","title":{"rendered":"Bored Kid Bags"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve got an idea for the wedding reception.  Something nifty and simple that&#8217;ll (hopefully) keep any little kids entertained while all of the grownups are milling about being boring.  We&#8217;ve been calling them &#8220;Bored Kid Bags&#8221;, but they may turn out better as little boxes or something.  We figure there&#8217;ll be less than a dozen kids there, so we put together twelve simple little activity kits.  Each one has washable crayons and blank paper, a little matchbox car, instructions on how to fold an origami cicada&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And a sock puppet.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nSo, on Sunday we headed over to my sister&#8217;s house and made sock puppets.  A quick stop off at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.joann.com\/\">Jo-Ann&#8217;s Fabric<\/a> got us felt and buttons for eyes, fabric glue, some feathers and a swath of fake fur for details.  With some yarn from home and my sister&#8217;s scrap fabric archives we put together a small troupe of puppets.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve got quite a menagerie.  I can&#8217;t imagine what kind of play would require a pirate, a goofy-looking king, a dog, a wizard, a girl with braids, a guy with a moustache and a couple of others.  We could call it the &#8220;Former Footwear Follies.&#8221;  It&#8217;s not entirely an accurate name, since the socks were brand new, but it&#8217;s got alliteration going for it.<\/p>\n<p>I think I managed to make the ugliest one.  It started as a critter with jinglebell eyes, which stuck out a bit too far.  So I tucked the fabric in around them and sewed an eyebrow ridge into it, which gave it a bit of character.  Someone commented that it looked like &#8220;an angry duck&#8221; so I decided to emphasize that. Unfortunately, we didn&#8217;t have any white feathers, so I just gave it a yellow felt bill&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s absolutely hideous.  I don&#8217;t think we should even put it into possible circulation.  It should set aside, or possibly set up on a display rack in the laundry area as a warning to all other socks, cautioning them to not get lost in the wash.  &#8220;You better buddy up!&#8221; it would quack, &#8220;Or this might happen to you!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve got an idea for the wedding reception. Something nifty and simple that&#8217;ll (hopefully) keep any little kids entertained while all of the grownups are milling about being boring. We&#8217;ve been calling them &#8220;Bored Kid Bags&#8221;, but they may turn &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1590\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[23],"class_list":["post-1590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-wedding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1590"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1590\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}