{"id":1620,"date":"2003-12-01T08:38:39","date_gmt":"2003-12-01T13:38:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=365"},"modified":"2003-12-01T08:38:39","modified_gmt":"2003-12-01T13:38:39","slug":"too-eventful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1620","title":{"rendered":"Too eventful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the fun things post-holiday is hearing what your co-workers have been up to&#8230;  My boss had nine or so folks over to his place.  He enjoys cooking as much as I do, so he was looking forward to preparing a feast for his extended family.  Of course, everyone brought a little something to contribute as well, so there was enough to feed an army&#8230;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nWorkKevin had a cautionary tale about his former roommate, who had lost his cellphone.  Roomie had gone up to his uncle&#8217;s place for a huge family dinner with thirty-some-odd people, and the cell phone got lost up there.  It wasn&#8217;t because of the crowds or anything.  It was because his uncle had decided to do four deep-fried turkeys, and had set up the fryers in the garage.<\/p>\n<p>There were, fortunately, no injuries or fatalities, but the melted cellphone is lost somewhere in the ashes of the house&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the fun things post-holiday is hearing what your co-workers have been up to&#8230; My boss had nine or so folks over to his place. He enjoys cooking as much as I do, so he was looking forward to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1620\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}