I don’t go out of my way to watch sports. If there’s a sporting event on a TV in the background, I’ll occasionally glance over at it out of a general interest in what’s going on, so I’ve got a passing acquaintence with sports in a generic sense. Still, Sunday afternoon at the In-Laws, we watched the Superbowl commercials, with the TV muted during the actual game. We missed the halftime show though, so I’ve felt a bit left out of some of the office gossip about Janet and Justin and the “Wardrobe Malfunction.”<\/p>\n
On the other hand, I have a theory about it all…
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\nI don’t think it’s a coincidence that she’s got an album coming out soon… Picture Janet Jackson and her publicist sitting down to figure out how to get her name in the news again…<\/p>\n
JJ: My brother seems to be in the news a lot lately…
\nPub: You mean Tito?
\nJJ: No, idiot! Mike! I can’t turn on the TV without seeing him somewhere.
\nPub: True.
\nJJ: I wish I could get that sort of coverage.
\nPub: Hm. Well, you could always try emulating him.
\nJJ: What, you mean get accused of having an inappropriate relationship with a terminally ill minor?
\nPub: No, that’s too risky. Can you make your nose fall off?
\nJJ: No….
\nPub: Hmm…. Well, what else can you make fall off?
\nJJ: Hey! I’ve got an idea…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I don’t go out of my way to watch sports. If there’s a sporting event on a TV in the background, I’ll occasionally glance over at it out of a general interest in what’s going on, so I’ve got a … Continue reading