{"id":1677,"date":"2004-02-06T08:31:07","date_gmt":"2004-02-06T13:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=422"},"modified":"2004-02-06T08:31:07","modified_gmt":"2004-02-06T13:31:07","slug":"goofy-kung-fu-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1677","title":{"rendered":"Goofy Kung Fu Names"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Found a link on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.decafbad.com\/blog\/links\/boodjobjoe.html\">DECAFBAD<\/a> to a site that generates random cinematic names for various <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ruf.rice.edu\/~pound\/kungfu.html\">Kung Fu<\/a> strikes and forms&#8230;  Here&#8217;s a random sample from the 500 or so names that it generated for me:<\/p>\n<p>mighty snake punch<br \/>\n  (Mmmm&#8230;. Snake punch&#8230;.  Mighty tasty!)<\/p>\n<p>dreaded chopstick neck-snap<br \/>\n  (Yep.  Sounds pretty dreadful to me&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>dreaded wind maneuver<br \/>\n  (Well I&#8217;m sorry, sometimes spicy food does that to me.)<\/p>\n<p>screaming rat shield<br \/>\n  (I certainly wouldn&#8217;t want to hit someone hiding behind some screaming rats.)<\/p>\n<p>impossible cat twist<br \/>\n  (I&#8217;ve seen that!  Usually when one of the wierdos falls off the couch&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>emasculating hawk somersault<br \/>\n  (Ow.  Just&#8230; ow&#8230;.)<\/p>\n<p>drunken buddha rebuke<br \/>\n  (Listen, Buddha, we&#8217;re your friends, and we need to talk about your drinking&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>naughty zodiac pose<br \/>\n  (Hey now!  It&#8217;s not <b>that<\/b> kind of movie!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found a link on DECAFBAD to a site that generates random cinematic names for various Kung Fu strikes and forms&#8230; Here&#8217;s a random sample from the 500 or so names that it generated for me: mighty snake punch (Mmmm&#8230;. Snake &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1677\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1677"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1677\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}