{"id":1821,"date":"2004-09-08T10:34:27","date_gmt":"2004-09-08T15:34:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=566"},"modified":"2004-09-08T10:34:27","modified_gmt":"2004-09-08T15:34:27","slug":"office-space-not-the-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1821","title":{"rendered":"Office Space &#8211; Not the Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Met one of the people who are going to be moving into our office once we&#8217;ve moved into out new location.  Of course, we&#8217;re not going to move until all the old stuff that&#8217;s stored in the new office is moved out, and that&#8217;s not going to happen for a while yet.  Then the remodeling crew needs to go over the new place, and the electricians, and the networking people.  And for all that time this new person doesn&#8217;t even have a place to hang her coat.  She&#8217;s literally using her car as an office&#8230;  We&#8217;ve joked occasionally that we&#8217;re not going to move until we&#8217;re as busy as it&#8217;s possible to be.  It&#8217;s starting to look less like a joke now.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThe biggest beastly bit of equipment that we&#8217;ll need to shift is the poster printer, and it&#8217;s been running pretty much non-stop yesterday and today.  The worst case scenario that I&#8217;m envisioning involves the printer suffering a total mechanical breakdown roughly a day or so after we move.  I probably shouldn&#8217;t give any bright ideas to the random gremlins that have been tasked with enforcing Murphy&#8217;s Law.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, the printer has been a heck of a workhorse.  It&#8217;s a HP DesignJet 800ps, and it&#8217;s been incredibly reliable.  We&#8217;ve put over a mile of paper through it, along with enough ink to fill more than six two-liter pop bottles.  And thanks to the front panel diagnostics, I can see that we&#8217;d have 2 bottles of black ink, 2 cyan, 1 each of magenta and yellow, and enough left over to fill a bottle halfway up with a disgusting sludge of the overflow.<\/p>\n<p>Hm&#8230; You know, this is sounding really familiar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(One quick archive search later&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Ok, I wrote about it in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/archives\/2003_04_30.html#000166\">April<\/a> of last year.  Pretty much everything I wrote then holds true now, except that we&#8217;ve put 3.7 miles of paper through the printer, and we&#8217;re well into our second layer of paper covering the football field.<\/p>\n<p>And stadium isn&#8217;t spelled &#8220;Stadiugm.&#8221;  Don&#8217;t know how I missed that typo&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Met one of the people who are going to be moving into our office once we&#8217;ve moved into out new location. Of course, we&#8217;re not going to move until all the old stuff that&#8217;s stored in the new office is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1821\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1821"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1821\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}