{"id":1830,"date":"2004-09-16T22:41:28","date_gmt":"2004-09-17T03:41:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=575"},"modified":"2004-09-16T22:41:28","modified_gmt":"2004-09-17T03:41:28","slug":"everything-bad-and-ranch-dressing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1830","title":{"rendered":"Everything bad, and ranch dressing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t think I need to eat anything until sometime next month.  I have just experienced the horror which is Outback Aussie Cheese Fries.  Not that they taste bad!  Oh, no.  Far from it!  They&#8217;re dangerously tasty.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThe foodstuff in question is actually fairly simple.  Take plateful of deep-fried seasoned potatoes, stack a couple chopped up slices of bacon on top and then slather them with cheese.  Just in case that doesn&#8217;t clog your arteries fast enough, there&#8217;s an optional cup of ranch dressing to dip them in.<\/p>\n<p>Might as well melt a stick of butter and inject it directly into your heart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t think I need to eat anything until sometime next month. I have just experienced the horror which is Outback Aussie Cheese Fries. Not that they taste bad! Oh, no. Far from it! They&#8217;re dangerously tasty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}