{"id":1835,"date":"2004-09-21T16:51:50","date_gmt":"2004-09-21T21:51:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=580"},"modified":"2004-09-21T16:51:50","modified_gmt":"2004-09-21T21:51:50","slug":"funky-feet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1835","title":{"rendered":"Funky feet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s been this odd, dark, musty smell that I&#8217;ve started noticing at work.  At first I thought it was my desk area, but then I noticed it at the conference table, and over by the scanner.<\/p>\n<p>Then I realized that I haven&#8217;t worn these shoes all summer.  And I remembered why I stopped wearing them last spring.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThere are very few things more embarrassing than realizing that you are responsible for a social <i>faux pas<\/i>, even if no one else notices.  It&#8217;s like everyone is staring at you, sensing your inner guilt like a dog can sense fear.  Somehow even the most innocent phrase can be misconstrued as an accusation.  One of the people I was working with this afternoon was talking about the dark, musty office that he used to have in the basement of the old hospital building.  The words &#8216;dark&#8217; and &#8216;musty&#8217; had a strange resonance to me.<\/p>\n<p>(I had more I was going to say about this, but I have to flee and do a photo shoot.  Stinky feet and all&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s been this odd, dark, musty smell that I&#8217;ve started noticing at work. At first I thought it was my desk area, but then I noticed it at the conference table, and over by the scanner. Then I realized that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1835\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1835"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1835\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}