{"id":1840,"date":"2004-09-30T12:28:31","date_gmt":"2004-09-30T17:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=585"},"modified":"2004-09-30T12:28:31","modified_gmt":"2004-09-30T17:28:31","slug":"samurai-spaghetti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1840","title":{"rendered":"Samurai Spaghetti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pasta!  Homemade, hand rolled pasta&#8230;  That&#8217;s what was for dinner on Sunday.  Hand-crafted little ravioli marvels, full of crab and cheese, and served in a tasty four-cheese hollandaise sauce with extra bits of seafood for flavor.  And that&#8217;s what&#8217;s behind the big gap in posting this week.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nSunday was my first go at homemmade pasta.  For those of you who haven&#8217;t tried making pasta before, it&#8217;s not too tough if you&#8217;ve got the right bits of kitchen gear.  With a food proceesor and a pasta roller, all you need is semolina flour, a bunch of eggs and some salt, and you&#8217;re in business.  If, like me, you <b>don&#8217;t<\/b> have a pasta roller, you can, theoretically, roll out the pasta by hand using a rolling pin.<\/p>\n<p>You can also, theoretically, nail your arm down to a cutting board using only a meat tenderizing mallet and some shrimp forks.  I&#8217;m not saying it&#8217;s a good idea, but it&#8217;s theoretically possible.<\/p>\n<p>In much the same way, hand made pasta with a rolling pin is possible, but not necessarily a good idea.  And it&#8217;ll make your arms hurt a lot for a couple of days afterwards.<\/p>\n<p>Probably not as much as the whole shrimp fork idea.  I&#8217;m not going to test that.  In fact, let&#8217;s just forget I even brought it up.<\/p>\n<p>Rolling pasta involves taking a well-kneaded lump of dough, rolling it out flat, then folding it up and rolling it out flat again, but just a <i>little<\/i> bit thinner this time.  Repeat this about eight times per lump of dough, with four lumps of dough for a double noodle recipie, and you&#8217;ll realize why they invented the crank-driven contraption that most people use.<\/p>\n<p>In some ways, it&#8217;s kind of like making an edible version of a Samurai sword, except you&#8217;re folding and re-folding sheets of egg and flour instead of red-hot steel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pasta! Homemade, hand rolled pasta&#8230; That&#8217;s what was for dinner on Sunday. Hand-crafted little ravioli marvels, full of crab and cheese, and served in a tasty four-cheese hollandaise sauce with extra bits of seafood for flavor. And that&#8217;s what&#8217;s behind &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1840\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1840\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}