{"id":1858,"date":"2004-10-26T10:52:56","date_gmt":"2004-10-26T15:52:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=603"},"modified":"2004-10-26T10:52:56","modified_gmt":"2004-10-26T15:52:56","slug":"more-419-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1858","title":{"rendered":"More 419 madness&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s kind of strange.  Pretty much the only consistant spam has been the Nigerian 419 scam letter.  The other types of spam I&#8217;ve been receiving have been changing over time.  It used to be advertisements for various love-life enhancing supplements.  Then there was a flood of mortgage and refinancing ads.  Now I&#8217;m mostly getting ads for tobacco products.  I guess it&#8217;s a stage of life kind of thing: first they want you to party, then settle down, then kill yourself off&#8230;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nStill, there have been a couple of chuckle-worthy lines from some recent 419&#8217;s that I&#8217;ve gotten:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>He was held hostage and slain to death by protesting youths of the region.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yow.  Being slain to death sounds like it&#8217;d hurt.  At least the kids didn&#8217;t want to do it.  I can just hear them protesting: &#8220;Do we have to slay him to death?  I don&#8217;t wanna&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>My client, his wife and their three children were involved in an accident in which all occupants of the motor died<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And the tragic thing is, if they&#8217;d been in the passenger compartment of the car they probably would have survived.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s kind of strange. Pretty much the only consistant spam has been the Nigerian 419 scam letter. The other types of spam I&#8217;ve been receiving have been changing over time. It used to be advertisements for various love-life enhancing supplements. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1858\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1858"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1858\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}