Egad it was tough getting out of bed this morning. I didn’t get to sleep all that late or anything. I just didn’t want to leave the nice comfy sheets. My wife was in a similar mood. And once we got moving we got strange. We started taking turns singing songs snippets at each other, strategically substituting some of the lyrics with the word “pants.”
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\n- “Oh little pants of Bethlehem..”<\/li>\n
- “I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no pants…”<\/li>\n
- “There’s a fossil that’s trapped in a high cliff wall. It’s my pants up there…”<\/li>\n
- “Do you like Pina Coladas? Getting caught in your pants?”<\/li>\n
- “We all live in a yellow pair of pants…”<\/li>\n
- “Oh come, oh come, Emmanuel, put pants on ransomed Israel…”<\/li>\n
- “Hey now, you’re an all star, get your pants on, get paid…”<\/li>\n
- “A more humane Mikado never did in these pants exist!”<\/li>\n
- “How many pants must a man pull down…”<\/li>\n
- “Where have all the trousers gone…”<\/li>\n
- “Shorts people ain’t got no reason…”<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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