{"id":1907,"date":"2005-01-31T08:41:53","date_gmt":"2005-01-31T13:41:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=652"},"modified":"2005-01-31T08:41:53","modified_gmt":"2005-01-31T13:41:53","slug":"a-resounding-well-duh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1907","title":{"rendered":"A resounding &#8220;Well, DUH!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little something from page 89 of the <a href=\"http:\/\/manuals.info.apple.com\/Apple_Support_Area\/Manuals\/servers\/XserveG5UserGuide.PDF\">Apple Xserve User Guide<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Be sure that you always do the following:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Keep your server away from sources of liquids, such as washbasins, bathtubs, showerstalls, and so on.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Seriously, why do they even say this?  Did they get a lot of service calls from people who&#8217;d set up a server farm in their bathtub?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little something from page 89 of the Apple Xserve User Guide: Be sure that you always do the following: Keep your server away from sources of liquids, such as washbasins, bathtubs, showerstalls, and so on. Seriously, why do they &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1907\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-1907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-technical-notes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}