{"id":1968,"date":"2005-06-09T09:02:54","date_gmt":"2005-06-09T14:02:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=713"},"modified":"2005-06-09T09:02:54","modified_gmt":"2005-06-09T14:02:54","slug":"the-google-biography","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1968","title":{"rendered":"The Google Biography"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Swiped from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/badmovie\/\">BadMovie<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/~slyon\/\">Bubbles<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The rules are simple. Go to Google, type in your first name along with the word &#8220;is&#8221; in quotation marks (such as &#8220;Bob is&#8221;), hit &#8220;search&#8221; and be prepared to be astounded by your rich history and serious character defects.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nMatt is looking for a few good strategists.<\/p>\n<p>Matt is out of station.<\/p>\n<p>Matt is an award-winning writer and photographer.<\/p>\n<p>Matt is the straight-edge, Catholic raver\/virgin.<\/p>\n<p>Matt is the one associating Republicans with extremists.<\/p>\n<p>Matt is also offering his services as a consultant.<\/p>\n<p>Matt is very much his own thinker.<\/p>\n<p>Matt is a little edgy at first.<\/p>\n<p>Matt is bored.<\/p>\n<p>Matt is gone.<\/p>\n<p>Matt is buried alongside his canary in the cemetery on the high hill.<\/p>\n<p>Matt is a &#8220;great spirit&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Swiped from BadMovie and Bubbles: The rules are simple. Go to Google, type in your first name along with the word &#8220;is&#8221; in quotation marks (such as &#8220;Bob is&#8221;), hit &#8220;search&#8221; and be prepared to be astounded by your rich &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1968\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-1968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-quizzes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1968"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1968\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}