{"id":1995,"date":"2005-08-02T08:20:23","date_gmt":"2005-08-02T13:20:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=740"},"modified":"2005-08-02T08:20:23","modified_gmt":"2005-08-02T13:20:23","slug":"nonexistent-dialogue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1995","title":{"rendered":"Nonexistent dialogue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple days ago I had a brief flash of a scene from a movie which doesn&#8217;t exist yet.  I dunno if it&#8217;s gonna be a buddy-movie or a comedy or what, but I figured I should write it down somewhere.  So why not here?<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nFrank: No memory at all, huh?<\/p>\n<p>Amnesiac: Nothing.  I can&#8217;t even remember what my name is.<\/p>\n<p>F: Well, that&#8217;s easy enough to figure out.<\/p>\n<p>A: What&#8217;re you going to do, call out names at random until I respond?<\/p>\n<p>F: Nah, that never works.  We just gotta see what you write when you pee.<\/p>\n<p>A: Um&#8230;  What?<\/p>\n<p>F: You know.  In the snow.  Drunk guys write their name in the snow when they pee.<\/p>\n<p>A: Uh.  It&#8217;s August.  And I&#8217;m sober.<\/p>\n<p>F: Not a problem!  Start drinking beer.  I&#8217;m gonna go find a Sno-Cone machine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple days ago I had a brief flash of a scene from a movie which doesn&#8217;t exist yet. I dunno if it&#8217;s gonna be a buddy-movie or a comedy or what, but I figured I should write it down &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1995\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}