{"id":2187,"date":"2006-07-17T11:11:19","date_gmt":"2006-07-17T16:11:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=932"},"modified":"2006-07-17T11:11:19","modified_gmt":"2006-07-17T16:11:19","slug":"chipper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=2187","title":{"rendered":"Chipper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A flying rock took a chip out of the bug windshield last night.  We were heading over to Rob&#8217;s place for an evening of debauchery in the form of Outback take-away, <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0355295\/\">The Brothers Grimm<\/a> and Carcassonne when some yahoo zipped from the far left lane over to the exit ramp and kicked up a chunk of gravel.  It was kind of odd, in a slow-motion sort of way.  I could see it lift up off the road, arc up into the air, and hurl directly at my head.  There was a loud pop as it hit, and now there&#8217;s a crazy little star of broken glass right in the middle of my line of sight.  It&#8217;s not huge &#8211; about half the width of a dime &#8211; but the placement is annoying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A flying rock took a chip out of the bug windshield last night. We were heading over to Rob&#8217;s place for an evening of debauchery in the form of Outback take-away, The Brothers Grimm and Carcassonne when some yahoo zipped &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=2187\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-2187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}