{"id":2253,"date":"2006-12-14T07:21:32","date_gmt":"2006-12-14T12:21:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1003"},"modified":"2006-12-14T07:21:32","modified_gmt":"2006-12-14T12:21:32","slug":"no-mr-sharpie-i-expect-you-to-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=2253","title":{"rendered":"No, Mr. Sharpie, I expect you to die!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The little kitty defends us from paper bags and permanent markers.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/killsock.mov\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/killpen.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Click the image to pop up an action-packed movie of the battle.  My Wife&#8217;s sock very nearly becomes a friendly-fire casualty&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The little kitty defends us from paper bags and permanent markers. Click the image to pop up an action-packed movie of the battle. My Wife&#8217;s sock very nearly becomes a friendly-fire casualty&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-2253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-art"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}