{"id":2305,"date":"2007-03-02T13:37:48","date_gmt":"2007-03-02T18:37:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=1066"},"modified":"2007-03-02T13:37:48","modified_gmt":"2007-03-02T18:37:48","slug":"a-feat-of-clumsy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=2305","title":{"rendered":"A Feat of Clumsy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why am I completely incapable of putting the cap back on a magic marker without writing on my hand?  <em>Every<\/em> time I try, I wind up with at least one dot or smear or <em>something<\/em>.  Fortunately, that hand sanitizer stuff takes most of the ink off.  This also gave me a chance to join the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/search\/?q=fingerman&amp;w=all\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Fingerman&#8221; Flickr community<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/fingermandies.jpg\" alt=\"My face!  Oh dear GOD my beautiful FACE!!!\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why am I completely incapable of putting the cap back on a magic marker without writing on my hand? Every time I try, I wind up with at least one dot or smear or something. Fortunately, that hand sanitizer stuff &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=2305\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-2305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-art"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}