{"id":3057,"date":"2010-03-30T12:05:31","date_gmt":"2010-03-30T17:05:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=3057"},"modified":"2010-07-14T23:20:14","modified_gmt":"2010-07-15T04:20:14","slug":"blood-and-chocolate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=3057","title":{"rendered":"Blood and Chocolate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife and I met the author of this book at Conbust &#8211; that&#8217;s the Smith College sci-fi and general geekery convention where we&#8217;ve shown the Smithee Awards for the past few years.  Now that I&#8217;ve (finally!) read this book, I can watch the movie version of it &#8211; a movie which the author really, really dislikes.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a good deal of affection for bad movies in the book &#8211; at one point, the main character bonds with some newfound friends by hanging out and watching cheesy monster movies, with commentary in the style of MST3K.  Still, it&#8217;s got to be tough to see a story that you&#8217;ve created turned into something that the characters within it would mock.<\/p>\n<p>In a lot of ways, this book is the Anti-Twilight.  It&#8217;s the story of a mythical monster (female werewolf instead of male vampire in this case) who falls obsessively in love with an ordinary human, but this story is told from the monster&#8217;s point of view.  The first half of the book seems a little cloying as the whole love story develops.  Just like a werewolf though, things change, and sometimes violently.<\/p>\n<p>There are plenty of clues that the relationship will not turn out all nice happy and sparkly.  Frightened humans react like prey, and the instinct of a werewolf is to hunt &#8211; there&#8217;s a line from the movie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0097493\/\">Heathers<\/a> that sprang to mind while I was reading: &#8220;Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullsh*t now has a body count.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not going to say any more about this book.  It&#8217;s too tough to review without going all fan-boy enthusiastic and posting a slew of spoilers.  I recommend you go out, buy a copy of the book, and read it.  I&#8217;ll let you know about the movie version later&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Pages: 264<\/p>\n<p>Total page count: 7868<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife and I met the author of this book at Conbust &#8211; that&#8217;s the Smith College sci-fi and general geekery convention where we&#8217;ve shown the Smithee Awards for the past few years. Now that I&#8217;ve (finally!) read this book, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/?p=3057\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75],"tags":[51,25],"class_list":["post-3057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books-2010","tag-books-2010","tag-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3057"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3379,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057\/revisions\/3379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quirkspace.com\/quirkblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}