Just slightly disturbing…

Pictaps of a caricature of me…

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Little Kitty is SO Devo…

Today’s comic is a little late. Sorry about that.

On the other hand, my jacket has a fascinating smell…

Fun with Frost

It was a balmy -1° outside this morning. That’s -18.3° centigrade for you wacky metric types. Up from -4°F / -20°C yesterday though, so that’s a nice improvement. It’s always fun when you can sniff the morning air and feel your nose hairs freezing to each other.

The Extended Forecast

Um.. I had somewhere I was going with this, I swear. I guess my brain hasn’t thawed out yet. Time to add coffee and see what happens.

Yum v2.0

In an amazing coincidence, the recipe management program that I’ve been using for all of my bread-making needs just got a major overhaul to version 2.0.

I’ve raved about this one before. Yum is a nifty little gadget from NIXANZ Software – one of my favorite little one-dude shareware production houses. Nick Sands (the head honcho) wrote the eminently nifty Snail Mail program. The one that made assembling my wedding invites and return envelopes an amazingly painless affair.

So, if you’ve got a Mac and like cooking, go get Yum! And toss a few bucks in his PayPal jar too. He deserves it.

Cheese Bread – for the BreadBot

INGREDIENTS:

  • 1 1/4 cups water
  • 1 cup shredded cheese (4 oz)
  • 1 tbsp butter or oil
  • 1 tbsp sugar
  • 1/2 tbsp salt
  • 1 tbsp dry milk
  • 2 3/4 cups white flour
  • 1 pkg dry yeast

METHOD:
This recipe works best with strong cheese; extra sharp cheddar works particularly well. However, because this has actual cheese in it, using a delay timer would probably be a bad idea.

Add cheese and water to bread maker, followed by dry ingredients. Make an indentation at the top for the yeast to prevent it from falling into the liquid. Bake on standard setting.

ALTERNATE METHOD:
For this, you will need a conventional oven and the following additional ingredients:

  • 1 egg
  • 1 tbsp water
  • 1 tbsp sesame or poppy seeds

Before final baking phase, remove dough from machine and separate into thirds on lightly floured surface. Form dough into long strips and braid. Allow to rise (30-45 min). Brush top of loaf with mixture of egg, water and seeds and bake in pre-heated oven at 350° for 40 min.

Vexing!

Looks like I’m going to have to change my layout / appearance to this for a while. The ‘Quirkblog Classic’ look has something in it that breaks horribly when viewing category archives.

Τòùgh Τó Rêåd

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Wasting time through scripting

Just some silly geeky fun from ~stevenf: It’s zep.pl! A PERL script that, eventually, generates the lyrics to a particular Led Zeppelin song!

So far, the best I’ve done is 15 ZepMarks.

Pitch sessions gone wrong

*ring ring*

“Hello?”

“Yes is this [PUBLISHING COMPANY EXECUTIVE]?”

“Uh, yes. How did you get this number?”
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Which dot are you?

Visitor Map
Create your own visitor map!

It’s a neat trick, and I think I know (in general terms) how it works.
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