The Predator On Your Couch

From Daily Kos:

They can see in the dark and hear a range of frequency fully three times broader than ours and sounds ten times as faint. Some can run at 70 miles per hour across uneven ground and turn on a dime. They possess the strength, balance, and raw power any human athlete/gymnast would kill for.

[Their claws] are made of bony protein, superhardened with mineral matrices almost to the point of a synthetic glass, which flakes off in natural conical layers leaving the claws with a permanent, needle sharp point and a microscopically serrated cutting edge…

Sounds lovely! We’ll take two.

Actually, we’ve already got two, so never mind

Hey Mister DJ, I Thought We Had A Deal?

Friday’s newest comic is up in that place where new Friday comics go!

Multibabel memory

Good grief… I’d forgotten how much fun multibabel is.
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One agonizing pull?

Or a series of painful jerks? You decide in this week’s new comic!

Rare scansion

Ok, we stopped and got breakfast on the way in. The guy behind the counter was re-stocking the glass case, and I spotted something which instantly clicked with my strange brain:

Da-shing through the snow –
In a Four Cheese Baked Souffle…”

Comic! Ripped from the headlines…

And why not?

Go read all about it!

Huge list…

Sort of an Internet Meme, sort of a quiz. My answers are in the extended entry:

Instructions:
Bold those books you’ve read.
Italicise started-but-never-finished.
Add three of your own.
Post.

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Fly away home!

FlyInMyEye.jpg

The fly is real. The leaf is cast pewter.

Baby, it’s HOT outside…

Just got this via e-mail:

** High Priority **

The National Weather Service has issued a Heat Advisory for the
Washtenaw County area for today and Tuesday. With the heat index
expected to reach up to 105 degrees, there will be a serious risk for
heat-related illness.

The Red Cross will open a cooling center at Eastern Michigan University
today from 1 p.m. to 8 p.m. and Tuesday from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. More
information about the center and transportation options is available via
the Washtenaw County Web site,
http://www.ewashtenaw.org/news/2006/heat_warning.html.

Please share this information with patients, colleagues and neighbors
in the community. The county has asked all residents to be especially
attentive to the elderly and people with disabilities to make sure their
situations are safe. Everyone, no matter what their age or health
status, should use caution in pursuing outdoor work and activities
during this time, and should be sure to drink enough clear liquids.

For more information on preventing, identifying and treating
heat-related illness, see these entries in the UMHS Health Topics A to Z
online library.

Heat illness symptoms, treatment and prevention:
http://www.med.umich.edu/1libr/sma/sma_heatilln_sma.htm

Heat illness precautions for children:
http://www.med.umich.edu/1libr/pa/pa_prevheat_hhg.htm
Spanish version: http://www.med.umich.edu/1libr/pa/pa_prevheat_spg.htm

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Ok. So now what?

While I was getting things set up for yesterday’s party, a bee landed on my nose.

A bee. A big fuzzy black and yellow bee.

On my nose.
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