Monthly Archives: January 2004

Warning! Strong Coffee!

StrongCoffee.pngAfter a couple of overheard comments at work, I made up this warning label to go on to the coffee maker after any of us from the office have brewed up a batch. We tend to use more than the standard single pack of grounds per pot… Basically, we think that if you can read a newspaper through the coffee carafe, it’s too weak. Others have a different opinion… If you feel the need to warn others about the strength of the coffee that you brew up, you can get the image on a mug at this CafePress shop…
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Monocropoly

You know, I could have sworn I’d written this already, but I did a quick search for “Microsoft” and “Famine” in my previous entries and nothing came up, so it’s probably just something that I’d been intending to write for a while and just hadn’t gotten around to. Anyway, I’m about to go off on a rant about technology for a while, so if that bugs you don’t bother to read the rest of this…
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Check your references

Sometimes I think the folks over at Snopes should be required reading. I’ve gotten three e-mail messages from folks talking about Captain Kangaroo’s stunning military career. Trouble is, they’re all wrong. He wasn’t a sergeant. He didn’t fight on Iwo Jima. He didn’t earn the Navy Cross.

Also, just for the record, Mr. Rogers was not a Navy SEAL. And John Denver wasn’t a sniper in Vietnam.

I wonder if someone could write an e-mail filter that checks for keywords and cross references them to Snopes articles…

Where have you been?

Found a nifty site that lets you create a custom world map with places that you’ve visited highlighted in red…


create your own visited country map

Comment stuff…

Just doing a bit of mucking around behind the scenes here… If all goes well, you should be able to see the contents of the comments on the archive pages without having to click on anything. We’ll see if it works and I’ll try making it prettier later.


UPDATED: So far so good… You should now be able to see any comments after entries everywhere but here on the main page. Again, if I’ve broken anything, let me know by leaving a comment here…

EvoCam

So… There have been some thefts around the office. Someone got hold of a set of keys and has been using them to get things like ID badges, laptops, purses and cameras. Very not good. A couple of years ago, when we got our current office, we had the locks changed so that there would be fewer people with access to our stuff. According to Security, there had been somewhere close to 50 keys made for the old lock, of which only a dozen were accounted for. The new lock only has five keys, and we know who has those.
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Country Dance Markup Language

Back in November, I mentioned that there was a markup language that seemed to be developing to deal with the complexities of cooking. Msr. Dagoski recently pointed out to me that someone has done the same sort of thing to help with the choreography of folk dances. Here’s the big quote from their website:

The goal of the CDML Project is to define a comprehensive formal language that describes contra dances and similar folkdances, can be read and understood by both software and humans, and can be extended.

Is that really what we need? Computers that know how to dance? Cooking I can understand. One of the staples of science fiction is the ability to walk into your kitchen, call out the the name of the dish you want, and then have the automated appliances serve up a batch of, for example, “Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.”
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Camera graft

I’m thinking of having a video camera installed on the end of my arm. It’d make things so much simpler… All I’d need to do would be to point in the general direction of whatever it is that I’m supposed to be taping. I’ve been videotaping so many things lately, it’s a wonder that a camera hasn’t spontaneously grafted itself to my hand.
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Sunny days

You know, I’m pretty sure I left my sunglasses sitting on the top of the dresser in the bedroom. I put them there because I’d left them in a shirt pocket, a bad habit that has more than once resulted in my shades going for a ride through the washing machine. They were in my shirt pocket because I was worried that they’d get folded in half in my coat pocket when I took my coat off, and I’d tucked them in the coat pocket absent-mindedly when I meant to put them back in the sunglass holder in the car. Where they’re supposed to be so that I can find them when driving…

Hopefully, today won’t be as bright and sunny as yesterday.

I can’t believe I’m hoping for sodden, miserable weather.
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Let it snow.

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Grey sky, lovely trees, drifting flakes and a parking lot on the streets.
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