This is probably old news to many guys out there, but for those of us who are new to the whole marriage thing, here’s a handy tip: When you are shopping with your wife, keep your mouth shut.
I’m sure the same thing applies to girlfriends, mistresses, whatever. I’m just speaking from my own experience. Push the cart around, hold the bags, nod occasionally and make non-committal grunting noises so that she knows you’re still there. Just don’t say anything. There’s nothing about shopping that you can’t make worse by speaking.
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