What on Earth is Six Flags thinking?
The parks’ management, I mean. I’m sure the theme parks don’t do any actual thinking on their own.
Unless there’s something very strange going on.
Actually, I could kind of see a sort of emulated thinking machine, transmitting information with the park patrons as neurons. The rides and gates are circuits within a strange and occult system which has achieved a sort of slow sentience because of the way that the rides and walkways are organized…
But I digress. I was trying to rant about their advertisements.
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