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An equal opportunity article.
Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental.
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Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place.
Batteries not included.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
Caveat emptor.
Colors may, in time, fade.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB’s, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.).
Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle.
Do not disturb.
Do not open back panel; no user serviceable parts inside.
Do not place near a flammable or magnetic source.
Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law.
Do not stamp.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Do not write below this line.
Driver does not carry cash.
Edited for television.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
For external use only.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat.
If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them yourself, but return to an authorized service center.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
If ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician.
If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue reading.
Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail.
Instructions are included.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Keep away from pets and small children.
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Keep cool; process promptly.
Limit one-per-family please.
List at least two alternate dates.
List each check separately by bank number.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Many suitcases look alike.
May be too intense for some viewers.
No Canadian coins.
No alcohol, dogs, or horses.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
No preservatives added.
No purchase necessary.
No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added.
No substitutions allowed.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Not liable for damages arising from use or misuse.
Not recommended for children under twelve.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error, or failure to perform.
Offer valid only at participating sites.
Other restrictions may apply.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
Penalty for private use.
Pencils, additional paper, and batteries not included.
Place stamp here.
Possible penalties for early withdrawal.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Price does not include taxes.
Quantities are limited while supplies last.
Read at your own risk.
Reader assumes full responsibility.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Replace with same type.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Safety goggles may be required during use.
Sealed for your protection, do not read if safety seal is broken.
See other side for additional listings.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Simulated picture.
Some assembly required.
Subject to change without notice.
Terms are subject to change without notice.
This article is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted.
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Times approximate.
Use no hooks.
Use only as directed.
Use only in well-ventilated area.
Void where prohibited.
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