Heading off to lunch today I saw someone who had made the mistake of wearing hip-hugger bell-bottom jeans and clogs. She probably didn’t realize it was a mistake until she stepped out of her clog. In her haste to put her clog back on, she trapped the bottom of her pants between her foot and her shoe, in such a way that the next step she took nearly yanked her pants down.
On the way back from lunch, I saw another person with problem clothes… This time it was a lady wearing bib overalls. There’s nothing wrong with overalls in general, but this pair had bright white stitching on the dark blue fabric. It looked like she had dotted lines running along all of the seams. It was especially bad on the back, where the seams from the overalls’ shoulder straps made a big arrowhead pointing down at her backside. The icing on the cake was when I noticed that they had been customized with a Disney motif. There was a particular bear of very little brain embroidered on the back pocket. And in the middle of the back, in the middle of the downward-pointing arrow was one cursive word…
“Pooh”