Goofy Kung Fu Names

Found a link on DECAFBAD to a site that generates random cinematic names for various Kung Fu strikes and forms… Here’s a random sample from the 500 or so names that it generated for me:

mighty snake punch
(Mmmm…. Snake punch…. Mighty tasty!)

dreaded chopstick neck-snap
(Yep. Sounds pretty dreadful to me…)

dreaded wind maneuver
(Well I’m sorry, sometimes spicy food does that to me.)

screaming rat shield
(I certainly wouldn’t want to hit someone hiding behind some screaming rats.)

impossible cat twist
(I’ve seen that! Usually when one of the wierdos falls off the couch…)

emasculating hawk somersault
(Ow. Just… ow….)

drunken buddha rebuke
(Listen, Buddha, we’re your friends, and we need to talk about your drinking…)

naughty zodiac pose
(Hey now! It’s not that kind of movie!)