Badmovie has forwarded a link to someone who developed a web page that generates a Random Occult Organization.
Here’s my current favorite:
| Name: | The Hermetic Sanctuary of the Plastic Planet |
| Goal: | make a stunning quiche |
| Methods: |
a rail gun guns poetry |
| Income source: | membership fees |
| Headquarters: | castle made of human bones |
| Commander: | The Distinguished Governor |
| Minion: | “pupil” |
| Axiom: | “nothing can be proven” |
| Beliefs: |
demons walk the earth in the form of Jehova’s Witnesses oranges contain the seeds of alien life reincarnation tin foil hats block out unwanted psychic sludge |