Tag Archives: Personal Blather

Dim Jazz in Minneapolis

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I’m lurking about in Minnesota for the rest of the week. No great reason, apart from the webcast of the Transplant games. I’m part of the crew that takes all the photos and stories from the small army of photographers and writers and gets them chopped, channeled and formatted for the web. First night was the quick briefing and dinner for the webcasters at a place called “Sophia.” Replace the initial ‘S’ with a treble clef and you’ve got their logo. The menu we had at the hotel advertised things like “Goat Cheese Pizza” and such, but alas, it was an old menu and pizza was no longer available…

Anti Theft Device

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Tired of those anti-theft devices that run down your car’s batteries while making loud howling sounds? Try this new system! When the car thief tries to open the car door, the wasp stings him on the hand and he runs around making howling sounds, leaving your battery untouched!

Shoe Mystery Solved!

Our cats have been exhibiting strange behavior.

No, really! More than usual!

Every so often, the cats will go absolutely nuts and practically attack my Wife’s shoes. After Art Fair on Friday, I came up with a theory as to why: Next to the driveway are some very fragrant mint-like plants, which are growing so wildly that they overflow onto the pavement. When my Wife gets out of the car, she sometimes steps on the plants, picking up the scent on her shoes. To test the theory, she went out and deliberately stomped on some of the plants, then came back in and left her shoes as bait for the cats while she camped on the futon with the camera.

Here’s the result:

Isaak Loves Sandals
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Art Fair

Bill Secunda's Metal Orc

Raarghhh! Me Orc of Weldart tribe! Make by Bill Secunda, great metalsmith of Pennsylvania.

Me name Francis.

Francis take you tour of Ann Arbor Art Fair!

But first eat! Traditional Orcish Art Fair meal. Honey Glazed Lorq!

Honey Glazed Lorq

PhotoMatt say this just very bad font choice, but all know that Orc come running for great taste of Honey Glazed Lorq!

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Hm… Everquest or Meathooks?

Ok, so one of the folks in the office made the old “EverQuest = EverCrack” joke, talking about how addictive online games are. Well, that may be, but it beats the current popular activity torn from today’s headlines: “Meat hook dangling craze mystifies police.”

Now I know there are parents who don’t want their kids playing computer games all summer, but given this as an alternative? I’d bet they’d open their wallets in a heartbeat for a decent PC, Lost Dungeons of Norrath, and a subscription. It certainly seems like a healthier pastime than hanging around on the beach all day.

Cold Coffee Shower

Ah, the eternal fun and games of the Secy of State’s office… I headed over there this afternoon to do the yearly Ritual of Plate Renewal. And yes, I know about renewing by mail or via the web – I needed to be there in person for a new drivers license anyway, so I figured I’d take care of the plate at the same time.

Anyway, it seems that they’re having a system-wide computer glitch that had slowed everything to a crawl. At 3:30 I was the 120th person in line, and by 4:15 they’d taken care of less than 50 of the people in front of me.
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Ketchikan Pigeon

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There’s something in the mad, red eyes of a pigeon that makes you realize that they’re just a breadcrust or two away from committing bloody Hitchcockian mayhem. Those people you see feeding the birds in parks are just barely holding them in check. Or perhaps they hope to have a slightly better chance of survival when the inevitable avian revolution comes. Little do they know that their future feathered overlords have come to associate their faces with food…
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Juneau Juggler

On Saturday the 3rd My Wife and I were wandering through Juneau Alaska, enjoying the sights of the city and doing some shopping. We’d just left a nifty little used book store and were heading back toward the waterfront when we noticed a sign. It was sort of like the standard ones you see in Ann Arbor, cautioning people that they could be ticketed for skateboarding. This one had a little map of the downtown and a list of forbidden transportation in the area.
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Summer Cold

Back from Alaska for less than a week, and I’m sick with a heck of a cold. I’m never fun to be around when I’m ill, and right now I’m producing mucus in industrial quantity. It’s like I’m a Kappa, carrying around an over-full bowl on my head and it pours out whenever I move too fast or look up or down. And since I can’t tilt my head without leaking, it’s sort of put the kibosh on the plans I had to spend the end of the vacation doing yardwork or finishing up some house projects.

Safe & sound

We’re back, hale and hearty, safe and sound. Big kudos to Dirge for picking us up at the airport in his new ride… I’m sure the kink from sitting in the back seat of the Tiburon will work its way out of my neck within a few weeks!

I’ve got a couple hundred pictures to sort through from the trip… I’ll start posting more stuff as time permits…