I don’t think I need to eat anything until sometime next month. I have just experienced the horror which is Outback Aussie Cheese Fries. Not that they taste bad! Oh, no. Far from it! They’re dangerously tasty.
The foodstuff in question is actually fairly simple. Take plateful of deep-fried seasoned potatoes, stack a couple chopped up slices of bacon on top and then slather them with cheese. Just in case that doesn’t clog your arteries fast enough, there’s an optional cup of ranch dressing to dip them in.
Might as well melt a stick of butter and inject it directly into your heart.