Daily Archives: September 11, 2003

Heading off to lunch today I saw someone who had made the mistake of wearing hip-hugger bell-bottom jeans and clogs. She probably didn’t realize it was a mistake until she stepped out of her clog. In her haste to put her clog back on, she trapped the bottom of her pants between her foot and her shoe, in such a way that the next step she took nearly yanked her pants down.
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Is there some rule, like the Five Second Rule that applies to clothing rather than food? At what point does a removed shirt change from a prop in a seductive striptease to a pile of dirty laundry?