Monthly Archives: November 2003

Turkey Chili & Headaches

Yesterday wasn’t much fun. I was pretty much incapacitated with a headache that felt like someone was trying to nail one of my eyes shut. I’ve still got a bit of an achy remnant, but I’m better enough that I’m at work. I’ve got lunches ready to go for quite a while too. Monday night I’d put a crock pot together in preparation for doing some beer-based chili, and I was feeling well enough late Tuesday to finish it off.

I don’t tend to use a fixed recipe when I’m making chili… I consider it more like variations on a theme. So long as the basic motive of tomato and bean are there, I can improvise a fugue with the meat and spices along with a counterpoint of additional ingredients.

Ok, ignore that last bit. I sound incredibly pompous…
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Baby Wrangling

Helped out some friends of ours on Sunday while they ran their game at U*Con. They’ve got a six month old baby and we acted as baby wranglers, keeping her busy and distracted so that her mom and dad could concentrate on the game. It’s a remarkable workout… Baby lifting reps, aerobic bouncing, buggy laps… It’s like a miniature triathlon with occasional diaper changes.

Anonymity & Privacy Redux…

‘Way back in November of last year when I first started this thing up, I posted a bit about anonymity and the internet. Basically, it had more to do with some reminiscences of when I was on the radio and had to deal with the occasional creepy caller at three in the AM than with cyberstalkers and the like… But I guess it’s worth digging the entry out of the archives, since there seems to be some confusion.
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Technology is cool…

Thanks to the miracle of modern science, last night I was able to watch someone in Japan iron a shirt, live, over the internet.

Seriously.

I was working late at the office on the Mini Smithees (an important part of your U*Con experience) and I had iChat open in the background so that my wife could pop in and say hi from home. Suddenly there was a blipping sound, and a message popped up from an old friend of mine, now living in Japan. A quick cable swap and some mouse clicks later we had a video conference going. I was able to show him a bit of my insanely crowded and cluttered office (we’re set up for studio portraits this week, so everything is askew and there are light stands scattered about) and he was able to take a break from typing and get on with ironing his shirt before heading off to work.
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Mountain Chicken

One of the things I like about going to the hospital Wendy’s around noon is the sense of adventure. There’s so much going on, and such poor traffic flow, that sometimes you’ll be given the opportunity to try new and different foods from what you actually ordered.

I shouldn’t mock them… I’m sure their actual error rate is quite low, but given the volume of orders that they fill, and the odd location that they’ve been crammed into, things sometimes go awry. They’re really good about fixing mixups, but sometimes I don’t mind taking what they give me and trying it out, especially if it’s something new.

Yesterday, for example, I got to try out their special “Mountain Style” spicy chicken sandwich… And I don’t ever have to have it again.
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Dumb question

Last night I was asked some of the stupidest questions that I’ve ever heard… I’d just walked in the front door of the brewpub with a big pink laundry bucket containing an empty keg and a tapper, and the greeter turns to me and says, “Are you returning a keg?”

Pause.

“Well, I hope so. I could take this back to the truck, but it’s a heck of a hike.”
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Feeling funky

I’m not entirely sure why, but I’m feeling kinda poorly today. There’s a couple of possible reasons. It could be the combination of rich food, good drink and late hours that have me feeling poorly, or it could be that two of the people we stopped by to visit yesterday are ill now, and were possibly contagious when we saw them.
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More beer?

Ages ago, one of my friends got the “Beauty and the Beast” soundtrack. One of the songs on there was about the villain, with his comic sidekick providing occasional commentary. I don’t remember the name of the song, the actors, or any of the melody. The only reason that I remember this at all was the one time I heard him play it, there was a cat hair clinging to the CD causing it to skip… The result was a five minute span where we were paralyzed with laughter while the comic sidekick repeated the phrase “More beer?” over and over…

That phrase is no longer funny.
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We’re married!

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As of yesterday!

Things went well too, no great disasters. There were a few hiccups, of course. For example at the reception I had to send the caterers out for soft drinks. And during the ceremony there was a little bit of left-right confusion both when I was walking my mother-in-law down the aisle and when my wife was figuring out which hand of mine got the ring.

I’m still geeking out when I say the word “Wife.” It’s great!
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You know what the toughest part of comedy is?

I took the day off of work (thus the late update) and did a lot of the last minute running around. Right now, all of the table decorations and favors and such are in the back of the truck along with the sound system… Pretty much everything but the beer and wine is loaded up and ready to go. It’s all locked up in the garage… It’d suck to have it all stolen out of the back of the truck two days before the wedding. That’s a lot of origami critters to fold in a very short time.
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